Jin Se,
Huifang,
Guaerjia,
Qiyun,
Weihong,
Here I come.
There’s a weird suicide case
near Huirong Mall on the Mingde Third Street.
We suspect transformers are disturbing the peace.
All agents nearby,
please get to the scene immediately.
Don’t be afraid.
Open the skull-cap and get you a brainwash.
No!
Wait!
Director,
I have
a humble
suggestion.
I, Hao Yun,
hereby pledge my allegiance to the Bureau of Transformer,
and carry out the legacy of my colleagues,
dedicating my life to protect the rights of transformers
on work, marriage,
funerals and so on.
I shall resolutely clamp down on illegal actions,
and protect the identity of transformers,
dedicating all my efforts
to the harmony and stability
of Mingde.
From now on, you are an intern agent in BOT.
You report to Comrade Wu Aiai from the security formation.
Report to me?
Come here,
Aiai.
Director,
I insist on cutting his brain.
Boss,
it’s an honor to work with you.
Get out!
Get out of my sight, right now!
Where is the scene, rookie?
You ready, Fourthy?
You are still eating?
There are monsters coming for me.
We need to get a move on!
You understand me?
Are you a monster, too?
Identifying flashlight?
Gear for identifying transformers. Turn to red light mode.
Point it directly at animal or human’s pupil.
A transformer’s pupil will turn red.
Not red.
Angela?
Pop’s here.
Trying to
get away?
No, no, Boss Chang.
I have some spare time lately.
Just cleaning up the house.
Throw away
some old items
in the house.
Ring out the old and usher in the new, you know.
That’s alright.
Do what you got to do.
How did the mating go?
Look what you have done!
My kitty cat is hungry!
You got a problem with me?
Beijing standard time.
Run, brother!
Don’t move!
I’m telling you,
don't come close.
I got this…
powerful weapon here.
I… Hao Yi Zhen Pet Clinic, No. 9, Jiefang Road, City of Mingde
Eight… Seven, eight o’clock.
A…Around eight.
There you go!
Now, weather forecast.
Sunny in Beijing.
What is this?
No, no.
I didn't mean to…
Humiliating me with a loudspeaker?
Giving me a kiss?
Come on, kiss me right here!
Come on!
Bro…
I’m not your bro!
Come…
Listen bro…
Hao Yun!
I’m telling you!
What is this?
Running off?
Who the heck are you?
Leave me along!
Just cleaning the house.
New job and stuff…
Control center’s been calling you.
You deaf or something?
Why didn't you reply?
I got bad reception in this old house.
Bad reception?
Seems pretty good to me!
Must be Fourthy. Stop messing with my gear!
Cut the nonsense!
Stop right there!
Putting on an act?
She is helping you
to get away?
Who is this?
A bully.
Watch it there!
You call me a bully?
We got a problem?
No, no.
Let’s go.
Stop!
Pretty strong for a woman.
I dare you to snap me again!
I dare you…
Additional function:
identifying flashlight also works as a Taser.
Boss,
that’s brutal!
Back to the bureau,
now!
I will leave you be,
if you apologize, ouch!
Article I Chapter I of Internship Manual
clearly states that all agents must be on alert 24 hours.
And they must immediately response
to the control center.
Article III Chapter II states that
intern agents must obey their
superior
out on the field.
OK
Take this.
Liu Guodong!
Get off from there!
Chief Wu?
Chief Wu,
please calm down.
Chief Wu,
I wanted to try some new things.
The rope can cut off blood’s circulation
Suffocation can cause brain death.
With Newton’s Third Law and all that acceleration,
maybe,
I can kill myself this time.
What are you doing standing there?
Cuff him!
Nice to meet you.
Cut it off!
Get moving.
I, you…
With what?
You are new?
Yeah.
I can help myself.
Hao Yun?
Have you been studying the Manual at all?
Article IV, Chapter VIII,
read it!
Parcel handcuffs:
special gear for BOT.
To avoid attention
when taking suspects into custody,
this parcel is a pair of handcuffs in disguise.
So that suspects can look like delivery guys,
in order to avoid attention from humans.
Genius.
You must memorize the Manual.
If not,
I’ll knock off one point of your performance rating.
When I knock off ten,
I’ll cut your brain.
Sir, what species are you?
Human,
human.
They hire human now?
Good to be human though,
you are so lucky,
you can die as you wish.
I would love to, but…
Cut it out,
don't cozy up to my guy.
Come on,
delivery coming.
He is crazy.
HQ, we have the suspect in custody.
Witness’s memories are erased.
The scene is properly cleaned up!
What are you doing?
Want me to kick your ass?
Some music to lighten the mood.
This speaker is for erasing memories.
You want people to lose their memory?
Yes, boss.
Thank God you corrected me
in time,
saving the memory of the entire city.
When I get back, I’ll study the Manual hard,
and I won’t make the same mistake again.
Since you are in my formation,
I have a few ground rules for you.
Sure.
First, you can ask me anything about work,
but nothing about my private life.
Reasonable, I’ll respect your privacy.
Second, if I catch you running off,
say goodbye to your brain.
I won’t.
Third, when your internship is over,
you must leave my formation.
Sorry, I can’t do this.
Because I probably won’t find
another good chief like you.
There are only two chiefs in our bureau.
Chief Zhou and Chief Wu.
Chief Wu might be a little mean,
but she’s got a heart of gold.
Can I ask you something?
What?
This speaker,
why didn't it work?
You can’t just turn it on.
You have to tell Mr. Duan the coordinate and the time.
Then control center will select the music for erasing memory.
Otherwise, it’s just a loudspeaker.
Didn't you know?
How did he get in the bureau?
Boss,
Maybe you call in the coordinates
and try again on me?
Wanna lose your memory?
Let’s go get your brain cut.
Chief Wu,
Don't be so mean on the new guy here,
he seems pretty nice to me.
His personality seems…
Thanks.
Chief Wu?
Done for today?
No,
I just got in.
Liu! You are here again?
Yeah, how you doing.
What’s up man?
Liu!
Delivering again?
Working hard, huh?
Everyone’s here.
What did you do this time?
Tried another way to die,
apparently unsuccessful.
How do you do?
Enough with the chitchat.
Come on.
We are all friends here.
Talk to you later.
Liu Guodong, male.
Tardigrade water bear,
83 suicides.
83 times?
This is the 84th.
I get caught every time.
What’s the point?
You think I like cleaning up your mess?
You have the right to commit suicide,
but please,
don't die in the city center,
disrupting the peace.
And make it quick, too.
Save us some trouble,
will you?
I want to have a clean death.
I’m trying something new every time.
I don’t want to bother you.
Water bears are tough animals
that can not be harmed by
high temperature, cut, nor diseases.
They don't die from natural causes.
They can live up to a thousand years.
A thousands years?
I have lived roughly five hundred years,
and there are five hundred more to go.
So you were around in Ming dynasty?
During emperor Zhengde’s reign,
Wu Chengen and I exchanged world views
before he wrote Journey to the West.
But you didn't have any bowls
or other porcelain from that period?
I lost them during the World War II.
You were in the World War II?
What do you take this for?
A teahouse?
This is an interrogation room!
Cut it out!
Fill this out.
What’s the charge?
Disturbing the peace in human world.
We take him one day in custody.
And one point off your rating.
Again?
Why not.
Fill this out,
and take him into custody.
Where do I take him?
I’ll show you the way.
Why do you get caught every time
you do something wrong,
if you know the bureau so well?
They have a set of surveillance system,
covering every corner.
Every time I commit suicide,
they can spot me immediately.
By which way, exactly?
They have eyes where there are animals.
Sir, seems that
you know absolutely nothing about the bureau.
Explosion on No. 28 Mingde Street.
The scene is chaotic.
We suspect that it’s a terrorist attack by transformers.
Security formation, please get to the scene.
Risky case!
What is this?
How does it work?
There is a trigger on the handle
The tip can shoot anesthesia bullets.
The surface can be used as net,
the skeleton works like a baton.
Everything about weapon is elaborated
in Article 17, Chapter V of the manual.
One point off.
No.
I’ll stop asking.
Let’s go.
Boss,
there wouldn't be any monster, would there?
Get off the car.
Still breathing.
You OK, boss?
Who is that?
Well,
one of your own.
Sorry,
it’s my first time out.
A little nervous.
Chief Wu,
better watch your
intern.
Do I have to put my life on the line
in order to work with you?
Cut that off,
he didn't even scratch your hair.
Hello there.
We’ve met before.
This is my boss,
the famous Panther Chief,
Kevin Zhou.
Honor to meet you,
Chief Zhou.
I’m Bian Liang,
a chameleon.
People call me Liang.
Bian!
You done there?
Any clue?
I think
the explosion should be caused by flatus gas
released by transformers.
Many suffered from mild coma.
Three were poisoned near the explosion zone,
but they are already hospitalized.
They should be fine.
I checked,
there’s no suspect in sight.
Isn’t this our mission?
What are you two doing here?
It’s an agent’s duty to
get to the crime scene as soon as possible.
You are too late.
I got here in 3 minutes 40 seconds.
How did you
beat me here?
70% off at the mall 2 P.M. today,
so we were waiting in line this afternoon.
Shut up.
You done vacuuming?
I’ll leave you with the rest.
We still got the case with the frenzy kangaroo.
Boss,
what is flatus explosion exactly?
Take a deep breath.
So it’s fart.
Stop looking,
wings are not here.
Duan, got any lead in the jewelry store?
Images are blurry in the security camera.
I’m unable to identify the suspect.
We should run tests to find out the composition of the flatus gas,
and pinpoint the species.
What’s that smell?
Boss, it’s just a giant fart,
what’s the big deal?
Giant fart?
This is flatus explosion.
Releasing toxic gas in public,
causing explosion
and even casualties.
This is second-degree crime against public security.
It’s a huge deal!
Two points off,
for you don't know the clauses concerning major crimes.
Doctor Wan?
Where is she?
Come out here!
Boss,
I didn't know you are rather kinky.
I’m impressed.
Maybe I should take a leave?
Why are you leaving?
New colleague.
I won’t hurt a bit.
Don’t worry.
Boss,
I know I asked a bunch of questions,
but we just became partners.
You can’t resort to
extreme measures.
Magnanimous woman like you
wouldn’t cut my brain
just because I joked about flatus.
Stop jittering,
why don’t you tell him why you are here?
Come in!
What are you looking at?
Just a snake.
Had an accident when pulling the teeth.
Got poison all over his own face.
His face
was all messed up,
wanna look?
No I’ll pass.
How should I address you?
Station Chief Wan.
Just call me Wan.
Wan?
It’s doctor Wan.
You should
come around some time, bring me some business.
No problem!
I’m at your service
as long as you keep away from my brain.
I’ll bring you tons of customers!
Boss,
what species are you?
None of your business.
Now,
go clean that jar.
Mr. Lee
assigned you a handsome boy?
Handsome?
You have such bad taste,
maybe you are blind, too.
You two make a great pair though.
Mr. Lee forced this one on me because I captured him.
He only slows me down.
What,
you are interested in human, too?
I’m more interested in you.
But,
you just won’t transform.
Cut it off.
Got it.
I found Thiol, Nitrate Mercaptan, and Methylquinoline
in the flatus gas.
These are commonly found in Mustelidaes
Skunk or weasel?
Neither,
it’s fox.
Excuse me,
chief Wu asked me to collect fox’s files.
So you are the new intern?
Nothing peculiar.
I wonder why they can’t erase your memory?
Miss Hong, you are busy here,
lots of work to do.
Busy my ass.
There are only roughly 5,000 transformers in Mingde.
Could you sign this?
I got every document I need.
We are closed, come tomorrow.
Miss Hong,
How do we handle
all these transformers?
We have Mr. Duan.
He is our hacker here.
And he has access to all surveillance cameras in the area.
If anything happens,
he’ll know.
What about the areas that aren’t covered by the cameras?
You can call us,
at 10087.
There aren’t really that many criminals.
You got me the file on the fox yet?
What’s taking you so long?
Chief Wu is a big shot now,
sending intern to fetch the file.
But I’m in a hurry.
Hurry!
Miss Hong.
I know a shop
that sells the most delicious pine nuts.
Maybe I get you a box another day?
Can you give me some work tips?
Foxes, right?
There you go.
I know foxes well,
canidae, carnivore, mammalia.
Most of them live in forests or villages.
Only a few have permits to live in the city.
There are 13 foxes in Mingde,
AKA “the 13 flowers of Mingde”.
They all make a living by selling out.
How was my singing?
Type 1 if you like me,
2 if you love me!
If you like me and love me,
please reward me with presents!
Love you!
Thank you for loving me!
Love you!
Bureau of Transformer.
You are suspected to be involved in
a flatus explosion endangering public security.
Please cooperate with us.
We need to collect your fart.
I’m busy here!
BOT.
Pleas cooperate.
You do it yourself,
or do you need a hand?
Get off now!
Come on.
Please follow the line,
restroom is 100 meters ahead.
I have sweet potatoes, soy beans
and milk here.
Have some if you are having trouble.
The sooner it’s done the sooner you all can go.
Am I right?
It won’t take long,
you can do it if you are committed.
Fighting!
Come on.
The most famous fox in the city is Wang Luxi.
Only been here for two years
before making it as an actress
with tons of fans.
I got her towel!
It’s been half an hour.
When will Miss Wang see us?
We are in a rush.
Lucy was in the shower,
when she’s done, she will need a SPA
to care for her delicate skin.
Excuse me.
Sorry for the wait.
Where are you taking them?
Put them down!
I said put them down!
They are evidence.
My permit won’t expire for a couple of months,
how can I help you with?
We need you to cooperate,
and fart.
No can do.
Sorry, I rather have a
less fart constitution.
Thanks, but I’m not hungry.
I’m on a diet.
Cut that off,
the suspect is at large,
we have no time to waste.
It’s your concern, not mine.
Please cooperate.
You should leave.
Have a good day.
It’s every transformer’s duty
to cooperate with BOT if needed.
Get it?
I’m here legally,
why would I cooperate?
Who do you think you are talking to?
Police brutality?
I have cameras all over the place.
I’m not afraid of you.
We were so rude.
As officers
we must uphold our moral standard.
Right?
How’s this:
from now on
we go
wherever Miss Wang goes.
And we can try to convince her
until she willingly
farts.
Such nice house you got here.
This couch seems nice,
and it can sleep two.
I think we can
spend the night here.
Just this once.
Wang Xiaolu
is indeed the fox of foxes,
she is really sexy.
I didn't know you had it in you.
The fox
of foxes.
Mr. Xie.
How’s it going?
Good.
Come in.
Wow!
What’s so stinky?
You better sit here,
I got other customers in there.
Sit here?
Is it that bad?
Tomato Noodle,
Beef Ramen,
and 3 plates of pork dumplings.
How can you stay slim
when you eat that much food?
I got this.
Boss,
you eat
human food, too?
What do you think I eat?
Human?
See,
you are over-thinking again.
I was just saying.
Except for our animal attributes
we are just like humans.
We live just like you.
Can you tell
who is not human?
That bald guy there?
He is a bull,
been here 20 years,
drives a cab.
The one with the glasses.
He is a crab.
He is the dean in Mingde High School.
Boss,
There so many transformers in such a tiny restaurant.
I thought there are only 5,000 transformers in the whole city.
Many dine here
because the owner is a transformer.
They feel closer to this place.
How do you know there are 5,000 of us?
You are prying into our world,
what do you want?
Aiai,
we have a perfect match
with the gas collected at the crime scene.
Just as I thought.
You scared me.
We’ll wait for an hour.
He’ll be back by then.